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Katzenfreund

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One of my favorite quotes is in my sig. Many more are in those at the top of the board page.

But I found that at work this applies:
Murphy’s Law of Projects: The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
 
Pug said, 'I do not expect you to understand what I'm about to say. But should you ever come to a time when you need to say something upon my behalf, say this, "The last truth is that there is no magic." '

'Tell me what "there is no magic" means'
Nakor's face screwed up in concentration. 'Stop,' he said. James, Gamina, and Nakor moved their horses out of line and halted by the roadside, just beyond the boundary of the city. Nakor reached into his rucksack and pulled out three oranges. 'Can you juggle ?'
'A little, 'said James
Nakor tossed the three oranges to him. 'Juggle.'
James, who had always had dexterity bordering on the supernatural, caught the three oranges and propelled them upwards, and quickly was juggling them while holding his horse steady - no mean feat. Then Nakor said, 'Can you do it with your eyes closed ?'
James tried to get into a rhythm as even as possible and close his eyes. He had to force himself not to open his eyes and yet every instant he felt as if the next orange would not land in the palm of his left hand.
'Now do it with one hand.'
James's eyes opened and the oranges fell to the ground. 'What ?'
'I said you were to juggle with one hand.'
'Why ?'
'It's a trick. It's not magic. But if you don't know how to do it , it looks like magic. That is why people toss coins to jugglers at the fair. When you can do it with one hand, you've learned something.' Then he spurred his horse on and said, 'And when you can do it without using your hands, you'll understand what pug meant.'
-Extract from,
Prince Of The Blood
Pages '94' and '392-393'
Author 'Raymond E. Feist'
Under 'Grafton Books (1989) '
Not really a quote as such but I have always understood exactly what this means.

And if you really want to be confused.

Time is but a consequence of man's inability to deal with the passage of his own life.
By Me.
There is no time. It's man made. Time is irrelevant if you really think about it.
 
Oldone3pp said:
My fav quote is...

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world

Author Unknown
Said by Brandi Snyder, though not sure who she is.

Yet people copy and paste to so many times on facebook people think they said it L(
 
"Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart."
 
Each time I am down, I get inspired by this amazing quote of what Steve Jobs said while speaking at Stanford back in 2005.

“Sometimes life's going to hit you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did.”
― Steve Jobs
 
My favourite poetry:

It doesn't interest me
what you do for a living.
I want to know
what you ache for
and if you dare to dream
of meeting your heart's longing.

It doesn't interest me
how old you are.
I want to know
if you will risk
looking like a fool
for love
for your dream
for the adventure of being alive.

It doesn't interest me
what planets are
squaring your moon...
I want to know
if you have touched
the centre of your own sorrow
if you have been opened
by life’s betrayals
or have become shrivelled and closed
from fear of further pain.

I want to know
if you can sit with pain
mine or your own
without moving to hide it
or fade it
or fix it.

I want to know
if you can be with joy
mine or your own
if you can dance with wildness
and let the ecstasy fill you
to the tips of your fingers and toes
without cautioning us
to be careful
to be realistic
to remember the limitations
of being human.

It doesn't interest me
if the story you are telling me
is true.
I want to know if you can
disappoint another
to be true to yourself.
If you can bear
the accusation of betrayal
and not betray your own soul.
If you can be faithless
and therefore trustworthy.

I want to know if you can see Beauty
even when it is not pretty
every day.
And if you can source your own life
from its presence.

I want to know
if you can live with failure
yours and mine
and still stand at the edge of the lake
and shout to the silver of the full moon,
"Yes."

It doesn't interest me
to know where you live
or how much money you have.
I want to know if you can get up
after the night of grief and despair
weary and bruised to the bone
and do what needs to be done
to feed the children.

It doesn't interest me
who you know
or how you came to be here.
I want to know if you will stand
in the centre of the fire
with me
and not shrink back.

It doesn't interest me
where or what or with whom
you have studied.
I want to know
what sustains you
from the inside
when all else falls away.

I want to know
if you can be alone
with yourself
and if you truly like
the company you keep
in the empty moments.
 
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time - Leo Tolstoy

It's Never Crowded Along the Extra Mile - Wayne Dyer
 
“Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.”

― Chief Seattle
 
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Mr 13 wrote this on the driveway last weekend while playing with Miss 8 and chalk.

Only a clouds sorrow can bring a friend back to life.
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If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. (Paul Harvey)

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath, and will not be discovered until it has dried.

Nothing beats good old Murphy in realism.
 
• One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. (Elbert Hubbard)
• Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
• A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
 
One of my favourite quotes was made by Abraham Lincoln it goes "Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough"

and here is proof that he said it
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I found it on the internet so it must be true
 
"drink will bring nothing but heartache and misery"..........shane mcgowan- Pogoes
 
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