Your Favourite Quote(s)

[nevyn68]

Mr 13 wrote this on the driveway last weekend while playing with Miss 8 and chalk.

Only a clouds sorrow can bring a friend back to life.

 

[Katzenfreund]

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. (Paul Harvey)

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath, and will not be discovered until it has dried.

Nothing beats good old Murphy in realism.

 

[Dr Pickles]

Only a clouds sorrow can bring a friend back to life.

From the mouths of babes - profound and philosophical.

 

[Katzenfreund]

ââ'¬Â¢ One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. (Elbert Hubbard)
ââ'¬Â¢ Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
ââ'¬Â¢ A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

 

[WOIM]

One of my favourite quotes was made by Abraham Lincoln it goes "Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough"

and here is proof that he said it

I found it on the internet so it must be true

 

[slawko]

"drink will bring nothing but heartache and misery"..........shane mcgowan- Pogoes