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Wild boars are a problem to the environment.
Environment activists can be a pain in the butt
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butt holes would be a better phrase for them
Them and us, i am on the side of us
US (
)cat breeds include American Shorthair, Maine Coon and Ragdoll
)cat breeds include American Shorthair, Maine Coon and Ragdoll
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Ragdoll is what I look like in the mornings
Mornings are getting chilly
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Chilly days ahead for sure
Sure is that time of year again
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Again put a toque on because it is chilly out
Out in the old west i might have been a cowboy
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Cowboy and an indian can be played by 2 friends
Friends of cats are friends of mine.
Mine collapse is a real threat
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Threat of living in this creepy world gives me the shivers.
Shivers can be caused by going out in just your undies
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Undies with the trap door are convenient.
Convenient is when you get run over by an ambulance.
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Ambulance rides are costly and scary.
Scary face at the window means the mother in law has arrived
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Arrived in Northern Canada late last night.
Night is the time when cat activity is at its peak.
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Peak time for tomfoolery is late at night
Night is the playground of the dead
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Dead men walking I would call that
That hat does not go with your hair
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Hair in your food is so gross!
Gross misconduct will get you fired
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Fired pizza is the best
Best pets are house cats without doubt