Only an old man would say that.
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That is true!
True love is the love for a cat without expecting material returns.
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Returns at customer service are long and tedious.
Tedious form filling is is the tax mans revenge
Revenge is what I want to extract from all the idiotic, anus-sniffing masturbators who drive while talking on cell phones.
Phones now a days are just a mini computer, that have an onboard tracking system, dont let big brother keep record of you.
You need big kahoonas to wrestle a mountain lion
lion is cat's big brother
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Brothers for life!
Life can be dramatically shortened for those who cross the road looking at their phone
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Phone me later I have to tell you a little secret.
Secret phone calls will get you a bed in the spare room
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Room is what I have
Have cat, be happy.
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Happy is steak and potatoes with a cold beer on a Friday night!
Night is the perfect time for a quiet pipe
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Pipe smoking is still not healthy.
Healthy pursuits can be fun
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Fun times are sometimes far and few between.
Between Halloween and xmas its my birthday
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Birthday parties are for babies.
Babies can be the result of a good party
Party is something noisy that cats don't like.
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Like me or like me not.
Not keen on winter
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Winter blues really does exist.
Exist or not, many believe in ghosts
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Ghosts are a figment of your imagination.
Imagination can run wild