Had to look that word up in my manual 99,000+ page Websters since your a UPenn Guy. I might be heading for problems with an Ivy League pirate. hahaha. All in good jest my friend.
Urban Dictionary-
->The act of tear gassing peaceful protestors with OC gas and then trying to gaslight your way out of it by saying that it was just a gas that causes tears, not tear gas...
Methemoglobinemia is a blood disorder in which an abnormal amount of methemoglobin is produced. Hemoglobin is the protein in red blood cells (RBCs) that carries and distributes oxygen to the body. Methemoglobin is a form of hemoglobin