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Because it was already packed
You took a 'jab' at a joke and it paid off
Hehehehe that's for sure .
My bank account was hacked!!! The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.
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I'll just leave this here in case he's looking to start another fundraiser
I'll just leave this here in case he's looking to start another fundraiser
Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow
"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks." replied Paddy.
"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks." replied Paddy.
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picked up the phone and started to pretend big deal was in the works. He threw a huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked: “Can I help you?”
“Sure”, the man said “I’ve come to connect the phone. ”
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picked up the phone and started to pretend big deal was in the works. He threw a huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked: “Can I help you?”
“Sure”, the man said “I’ve come to connect the phone. ”
he's not wrong
I've no doubt that this has actually happened 
My thoughts were the same
Practice Makes Perfect
Maybe He should have mounted them.
Hahaha
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
"eh, no thanks, I think it's safer under here"
That's poor fella 
feel for him hahahaha
feel for him hahahaha
A man stumbles across an old oil lamp in an antique store...
The lamp is very dusty, so he gives it a rub, and the room starts to shake, and a genii appears.He announces, "I am the Great Genii of the lamp! Since you've freed me, I will grant you one wish."
The man replies, "Just one?"
The genii relies, "Blame Reganomics, now time is short, what is your wish?"
After giving a little bit of thought, the man says, "I want you to make me a bridge. I want it to go from Los Angeles to Honolulu so I don't have to spend so much money to vacation there."
The genii looks at him like he's the stupidest man he's ever met (and he's met more than a few) and says, "Buddy, seriously? Are you nuts?! You know how much concrete and rebar I'd have to wrangle. That would be a massive project, we'd need environmental impact studies, and permits... not to mention all the union labor I'd have to contract out, jeez."
A little crestfallen the man says, "Well, can you help me understand women then?"
The genii replies, "Did you want two or four lanes in that bridge?"
While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"
The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."
"That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
"Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."
"That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
"Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
Even a genii has his limits
Smart , Clever Man
Guard knows his stuff
He learned a lot in four and half years lol
Hahahaha he is definitely that
When he asked the question on understanding women his works defo cut out .
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur – be careful."
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur – be careful."
it's better to go out happy I suppose
Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work and enjoy an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. The doctor takes a sip and says, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" And Dick says, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar... When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug. The millionaire politely asks the bartender for another beer, then sips the new one. The hard hat spills out just enough to get rid of the fly and quaffs the rest. It’s now the cheapskate’s turn: He sticks his hand into the beer, grabs the fly by the wings, and shouts, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”