You Might Be A Vampire If...

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You Might Be A Vampire If...
You buy a coffin with a night light

You Might Be A Vampire If...
You stare at a women's neck more than you do her curves

You Might Be A Vampire If...
You react to garlic the way kids react to veggies

You Might Be A Vampire If...
You ravage through the trash nightly at a blood bank

You Might Be A Vampire If...
You killed the inventor of the turtleneck

You Might Be A Vampire If...
Halloween is the only day of the year you feel you can be yourself

You Might Be A Vampire If...
As a kid you knew more about Count Dracula than you did the Count on Sesame Street

You Might Be A Vampire If...
You can't press the plus (+) button on your keyword because it looks too much like a cross

You Might Be A Vampire If...
The sun makes you break out in... death

You Might Be A Vampire If...
Your worse nightmare is belonging to a close-knit family made up entirely of vampire hunters

You Might Be A Vampire If...
You have been chased by angry mobs with torches on more than one ocassion

You Might Be An Older Vampire If...
Extra Strength Efferdent is not getting out all the blood stains from your false fangs