* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."
* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
* His spoon bending requires two pliers.
* Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."
* During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."
* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.
* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."
* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
* His spoon bending requires two pliers.
* Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."
* During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."
* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.
* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
Psychic And A Woman
A woman went to the local psychic with the hope of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids began to flutter and she began to moan.
Eventually, a voice was heard, 'Granddaughter? Are you there?'
The granddaughter, wide-eyed responded, 'Grandma? Is that you?'
'Yes granddaughter, it's me.'
'It's really you, Grandma?' the woman repeated.
'Yes, it's really me, granddaughter.'
The woman paused a moment, 'Grandma, I have just one question for you.'
'Anything, my child.'
'When did you learn to speak English?'
I went to a psychic one time who was so smug and please with herself that I felt an overwhelming urge to punch her right in the face.
I struck a happy medium.
* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
* His spoon bending requires two pliers.
* Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."
* During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."
* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.
* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."
* Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
* Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
* His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
* His spoon bending requires two pliers.
* Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."
* During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."
* Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
* Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
* Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.
* Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
Psychic And A Woman
A woman went to the local psychic with the hope of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids began to flutter and she began to moan.
Eventually, a voice was heard, 'Granddaughter? Are you there?'
The granddaughter, wide-eyed responded, 'Grandma? Is that you?'
'Yes granddaughter, it's me.'
'It's really you, Grandma?' the woman repeated.
'Yes, it's really me, granddaughter.'
The woman paused a moment, 'Grandma, I have just one question for you.'
'Anything, my child.'
'When did you learn to speak English?'
I went to a psychic one time who was so smug and please with herself that I felt an overwhelming urge to punch her right in the face.
I struck a happy medium.
