Would You marry Again?

[UPMAN]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
at him and asks the question....


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"


HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of
course I do.."


WIFE: "Then why
wouldn't you remarry? "


HUSBAND: "Okay,
okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You
would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBAND: (makes
audible groan)


WIFE: "Would
you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure,
it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would
you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where
else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would
you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would
you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That
would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would
you give her my jewelry?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would
you take her golfing with you?


HUSBAND: "Yes,
those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would
she use my clubs?


HUSBAND: "No,
she's left-handed."


WIFE: --
silence --


HUSBAND:
"shit."

 

[zaferali]

a problem is always there whatever you do.