(On
September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America
1995.)
Question:
If
you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer:
"I
would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because
if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but
we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live
forever,"
--
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss
USA contest .
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"Whenever
I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not
with all those flies and
death and stuff."
--Mariah
Carey
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"Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--
Brooke Shields, during an interview
to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
.
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"I've
never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
--
Winston Bennett,
University
of Kentucky basketball
forward .
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"Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of
the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor
Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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"That
lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm
just the one to do it,"
--A
congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half
this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
--Al
Gore, Vice President
And
.
"We
are ready for an un foreseen event that
may or may not occur."
--
Al Gore, VP
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"I
love California . I practically grew up in
Phoenix ."
--
Dan Quayle
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"We've
got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need
?"
--Lee
Iacocca
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"The
word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." -
--Joe
Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We
don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of
people."
--
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
Instrutor .
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"If
we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill
Clinton, President
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"Traditionally,
most of Australia 's imports come
from
overseas."
--Keppel
Enderbery
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"Your
food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received
notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply
if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department
of Social Services, Greenville , South
Carolina
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"If
somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And
the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a
record."
--Mark
S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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