Talking to the suntanned New Mexican about the weather in
Albuquerque, the tourist asked, "Doesn't it ever rain here?"
The native replied, "Mister, do you remember the story of
Noah and the Ark, and how it rained forty days and forty nights?"
"Of course I do," the man answered.
"Well," drawled the Southwesterner, "we got half an inch
Albuquerque, the tourist asked, "Doesn't it ever rain here?"
The native replied, "Mister, do you remember the story of
Noah and the Ark, and how it rained forty days and forty nights?"
"Of course I do," the man answered.
"Well," drawled the Southwesterner, "we got half an inch
