VIRUS ALERT. News Release: A NEW VIRUS HAS BEEN DETERMINED* The NILE Virus (Type C) appears to target those who were born prior to 1960 The lockdown seems to be increasing the chances of being affected.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the one who sent it to you
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE.
*This virus is called the C-NILE virus! A lot of us have already been inflicted with this disease and unfortunately as we age it gets worse . . . .
And if you won't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught the D-NILE virus!
