Two IT Guys a Pub

[pigpen000]

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says
the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"
"It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and............"

 

[Katzenfreund]

Hmmm...Not likely. He wouldn't put a woman about to be done next to a new computer, too risky for the computer. So he's making the story up as an intro to telling about his new computer.