tree hunt

[pigpen000]

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a

Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry

wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the

next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!!"

 

[Katzenfreund]

They are dumb. They'll never find a Christmas tree deep in a forest, there has to be electricity near by for the lights.