Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
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Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
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Good judgement comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgement.
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
**************************************
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
*******************************
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
*********************************************
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
***************************
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
***********************
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
*************************************
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
**********************
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
********************
Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
**********************
Good judgement comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgement.
**************************
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
****************************
There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
*************************
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
