Tinder

[plozee]

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city,
drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel.

You should see my my dates' faces when I tell them I'm a bus driver!

 

[Weaserlorian]

 

[GOrwell]

Like a wise man once said "If you want girls running after you, Become a bus driver!"