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[zaferali]

A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second."

 

[NavyRet]

HAR HAR HAR. I'm gonna tell that to my wife the next time she wants to spend a thousand on some trinket.