Three guys died and went to heaven but before they were able to pass through the pearly gates they had to answer a question first.
After they answered the question, they were given a car to drive around in heaven.
The first guy was asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" He answered, "Seven times." Then he was given an old car that kept breaking down.
The second guy was asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" He answered, "Twice." Then he was given a slightly used car.
The third guy was asked the question and he answered, "I never cheated on my wife." Then he was given a brand new car.
A few days later the first and second guys saw the third guy sitting in his car, crying. "Why are you crying," they asked him. "I just saw my wife and she was traveling around heaven wearing roller-skates!"
After they answered the question, they were given a car to drive around in heaven.
The first guy was asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" He answered, "Seven times." Then he was given an old car that kept breaking down.
The second guy was asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" He answered, "Twice." Then he was given a slightly used car.
The third guy was asked the question and he answered, "I never cheated on my wife." Then he was given a brand new car.
A few days later the first and second guys saw the third guy sitting in his car, crying. "Why are you crying," they asked him. "I just saw my wife and she was traveling around heaven wearing roller-skates!"