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UPMAN

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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband that you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember.

The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love....who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way? Who the heck is this?
  • Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
  • Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
  • What now? Did you wreck the car again?
  • I don't understand what you mean?
  • What the heck did you do now?
  • Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
  • Am I dreaming?
  • If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
  • I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
 
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