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So funny this should probably go in the fun section. :whistling:
So the phone rings this morning, one of those scams and the prick claims to be from Microsoft and was calling because my computer was sending out a virus :clap:
I say, your from Microsoft?
Yes
and your computer is sending out a lethal virus and I'm calling to fix it :jump2:
Yea Yea I know, its a scam so thought I'm going to have some fun. I said if your from Microsoft and your doing tech support you can answer a simple question for me first?
Yes
What is the command line to find an IP address?
She says to me: "The command like is Go F$%k yourself :lotpot:
Hangs up
It don't end there
Wasn't 5 minutes later here comes the punch line
My laptop gets a static looking screen, blue vertical bars and I knew what was going on, video card just went :wtf:
So, spent the rest of the morning on the phone with dell, glad I extended the warranty which would have been up in July :salute:
That extended warranty just paid for itself.
I still say the bitch from Microsoft did it though :shrug:
So the phone rings this morning, one of those scams and the prick claims to be from Microsoft and was calling because my computer was sending out a virus :clap:
I say, your from Microsoft?
Yes
and your computer is sending out a lethal virus and I'm calling to fix it :jump2:
Yea Yea I know, its a scam so thought I'm going to have some fun. I said if your from Microsoft and your doing tech support you can answer a simple question for me first?
Yes
What is the command line to find an IP address?
She says to me: "The command like is Go F$%k yourself :lotpot:
Hangs up
It don't end there
Wasn't 5 minutes later here comes the punch line
My laptop gets a static looking screen, blue vertical bars and I knew what was going on, video card just went :wtf:
So, spent the rest of the morning on the phone with dell, glad I extended the warranty which would have been up in July :salute:
That extended warranty just paid for itself.
I still say the bitch from Microsoft did it though :shrug:
