Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great since there was no hangover, no bad side effects, and nothing. Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.
Jim says, “Hey, how do you feel this morning?”
Dave says, “I feel great, how about you?”
Jim replies, “I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?”
Dave says, “No that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..”
“Yeah, well there’s just one thing.”
“What’s that?”
“Have you farted yet?”
“No.”
“Well, don’t – cause I’m in New Zealand,” replied Jim.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great since there was no hangover, no bad side effects, and nothing. Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.
Jim says, “Hey, how do you feel this morning?”
Dave says, “I feel great, how about you?”
Jim replies, “I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?”
Dave says, “No that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..”
“Yeah, well there’s just one thing.”
“What’s that?”
“Have you farted yet?”
“No.”
“Well, don’t – cause I’m in New Zealand,” replied Jim.