>> And old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time,
>> became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign
>> up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
>>
>>
>>
>> Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
>> beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
>>
>> So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
>>
>> This is what transpired.
>>
>> Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." C an
>> you please help me?
>> Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put
>> 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
>>
>> Dr. Young: --- Aaagh! -- "This is Gasoline!"
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will
>> be $500."
>>
>> Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
>> to recover his money.
>>
>> Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
>> drops in the patient's mouth."
>>
>> Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is g asoline!"
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will
>> be $500."
>>
>> Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
>> after several more days.
>>
>> Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see!
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- "Here's
>> your $1000 back."
>>
>> Dr. Young: "But this is only $500"
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be
>> $500."
>>
>> Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
>> can outsmart an old "Geezer "!
>
>> became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign
>> up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
>>
>>
>>
>> Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
>> beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
>>
>> So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
>>
>> This is what transpired.
>>
>> Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." C an
>> you please help me?
>> Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put
>> 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
>>
>> Dr. Young: --- Aaagh! -- "This is Gasoline!"
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will
>> be $500."
>>
>> Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
>> to recover his money.
>>
>> Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
>> drops in the patient's mouth."
>>
>> Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is g asoline!"
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will
>> be $500."
>>
>> Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
>> after several more days.
>>
>> Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see!
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- "Here's
>> your $1000 back."
>>
>> Dr. Young: "But this is only $500"
>>
>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be
>> $500."
>>
>> Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
>> can outsmart an old "Geezer "!
>
