The Nooner

[UPMAN]

> A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get
> enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields,
> they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And
> again at bedtime, they made love.
>
> The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another
half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer
> asked the town doctor what to do.
>
> "Homer," said the doctor, "just take your
> rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood,
> fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come
> out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
>
> They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while.
Homer came back to the doctor's office.
>
> "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
>
> "Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired
> off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a
> secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."
>
> "Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
>
> "I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."
>

 

[zaferali]

take care, if you leave the door open every one can pass through.