A King enrolled his donkey in a race and won.
Local Paper headline read:
KING's A$S WON
The King was so upset with the publicity that he gave the donkey to the Queen.
Local Paper headline read:
QUEEN HAS THE BEST A$S IN TOWN
The King fainted
The Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for $10,000/
Local Paper headline the next day read:
THE QUEEN SELLING HER A$S FOR $10,000
The Queen fainted
The next day the King ordered the Queen to buy back the donkey and loose it in the jungle.
The next headline read:
QUEENS ANNOUNCES HER A$S IS FREE AND WILD
The King died.
Local Paper headline read:
KING's A$S WON
The King was so upset with the publicity that he gave the donkey to the Queen.
Local Paper headline read:
QUEEN HAS THE BEST A$S IN TOWN
The King fainted
The Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for $10,000/
Local Paper headline the next day read:
THE QUEEN SELLING HER A$S FOR $10,000
The Queen fainted
The next day the King ordered the Queen to buy back the donkey and loose it in the jungle.
The next headline read:
QUEENS ANNOUNCES HER A$S IS FREE AND WILD
The King died.
