> An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on
> their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband
> was more of a no-nonsense guy.
>
> One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She
> decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
>
> "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
> send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are
> drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
> I love you."
>
> The husband texted back to her:
> "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
> their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband
> was more of a no-nonsense guy.
>
> One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She
> decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
>
> "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
> send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are
> drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
> I love you."
>
> The husband texted back to her:
> "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
