I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was one of those dratted
parking ticket chaps writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him
and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving me a break?" He
ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked geek. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I pointed out that he looked like a mound of horse manure. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket!!
I then felt moved to tell him what I thought of his ancestors. The
more I described each one, the more creative became my words.
All this went on for about 20 minutes, the more I insulted him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't care a whit, actually I felt sinfully
exhilarated. My car was parked around the corner.
minutes and when I came out there was one of those dratted
parking ticket chaps writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him
and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving me a break?" He
ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked geek. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I pointed out that he looked like a mound of horse manure. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then
he started writing a third ticket!!
I then felt moved to tell him what I thought of his ancestors. The
more I described each one, the more creative became my words.
All this went on for about 20 minutes, the more I insulted him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't care a whit, actually I felt sinfully
exhilarated. My car was parked around the corner.