> A little old lady
>> was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
>> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped
>> nd every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the
>> sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and
>> said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
>> of that bag."
>>
>> "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old
>> lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can
>> find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
>>
>> "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.
>> Where did you get all that money? You didn't
>> steal it, did you?"
>>
>> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You
>> see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A
>> lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my
>> fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really
>> tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I
>> thought, 'why not make the best of
>> it?" "So, now, I stand behind the
>> fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge
>> clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through
>> my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
>> O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."
>>
>> "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop,
>> laughing. "OK.. Good luck!"
>> "Oh, by the way, what's in the other
>> bag?"
>>
>> "Not everybody pays."
>> was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
>> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped
>> nd every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the
>> sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and
>> said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
>> of that bag."
>>
>> "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old
>> lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can
>> find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
>>
>> "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.
>> Where did you get all that money? You didn't
>> steal it, did you?"
>>
>> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You
>> see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A
>> lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my
>> fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really
>> tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I
>> thought, 'why not make the best of
>> it?" "So, now, I stand behind the
>> fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge
>> clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through
>> my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
>> O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."
>>
>> "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop,
>> laughing. "OK.. Good luck!"
>> "Oh, by the way, what's in the other
>> bag?"
>>
>> "Not everybody pays."
