I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager.) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 75 years later.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager.) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 75 years later.
- I don’t have to go to school or work.
- I get an allowance every month.
- I have my own pad.
- I don’t have a curfew.
- I have a driver’s license and my own car.
- The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
- And I don’t have acne.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
