Typical macho man married typical good looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when i want, if I want and at what time i want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when i want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No that's fine with me, Just understand that there will be s*x here at seven o'clock every night. whether you're here or not."
"I'll be home when i want, if I want and at what time i want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when i want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No that's fine with me, Just understand that there will be s*x here at seven o'clock every night. whether you're here or not."
