Men are like...High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like...Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like...Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom