Medicare Part G

[UPMAN]

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent
to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV,
a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney,
lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!

 

[zaferali]

some people want to go to prison in Winter as it is better than sleeping under the bridge.

 

[Weaserlorian]

Yup I know a lot of homeless people do that. Better to have 3 meals a day and a bed to sleep in rather than freeze to death on the street.

 

[NavyRet]

That's great except for the gun manufacturer who now gets sued by the family of the useless politician for half a million dollars.

 

[Katzenfreund]

Actually, you're right it's all unfair and illogical. If you shoot a worthless politician, you should be awarded an honorary pension, not sent to prison.

 

[zaferali]

When a seed falls to the ground it waits for the right conditions for it to start growing, this applies to people also, good or bad, they all wait for the time.