A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times.
On their wedding night, she whispered:
“Please be gentle with me; I’m still a virgin.”
The lawyer was shocked.
“How is that possible? You’ve been married 10 times!”
She smiled and explained:
Husband #1 was a salesman — he kept promising but never delivered.
Husband #2 worked in tech support — couldn’t figure it out and said he’d call back later.
Husband #3 was a repairman — said everything looked fine, but couldn’t get it up and running.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing — eager to start, but never gave me a definite time.
Husband #5 was an engineer — had a detailed plan, but wanted to run years of tests first.
Husband #6 was an accountant — wasn’t sure if it was part of his job.
Husband #7 was in marketing — had a great pitch, but couldn’t seal the deal.
Husband #8 was a psychologist — spent all his time analyzing instead of acting.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist — all he ever did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector — and well… let’s just say I kinda miss him.
The lawyer laughed:
“So why marry me?”
She grinned:
“Because you’re a lawyer. This time, I know I’m finally going to get screwed!”
On their wedding night, she whispered:
The lawyer was shocked.
“How is that possible? You’ve been married 10 times!”
She smiled and explained:
Husband #1 was a salesman — he kept promising but never delivered.
Husband #2 worked in tech support — couldn’t figure it out and said he’d call back later.
Husband #3 was a repairman — said everything looked fine, but couldn’t get it up and running.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing — eager to start, but never gave me a definite time.
Husband #5 was an engineer — had a detailed plan, but wanted to run years of tests first.
Husband #6 was an accountant — wasn’t sure if it was part of his job.
Husband #7 was in marketing — had a great pitch, but couldn’t seal the deal.
Husband #8 was a psychologist — spent all his time analyzing instead of acting.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist — all he ever did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector — and well… let’s just say I kinda miss him.
The lawyer laughed:
“So why marry me?”
She grinned:
Poor lawyer didn’t even see it coming — she rested her case before the trial even began!
