They had been married for some time and was taking
a trip across country, when the husband reached down
in the bag they brought, for a snack.
He pulled out a 14 inch rubber "tool" she had stashed away.
"What is this even for?!" he asked. She said,
"I only have it for all those long weekends
you are always on."
With that, he just tossed it from the window and promised to not be gone so much.
At that time, these two Texas Aggies were behind the couple. SPLAT!! It hit their windshield.
One Aggie said, "Dang, did you see that big bird that just hit the window!?!" The other Aggie Said
"Sure did, did you see the size of his pecker!!!"
a trip across country, when the husband reached down
in the bag they brought, for a snack.
He pulled out a 14 inch rubber "tool" she had stashed away.
"What is this even for?!" he asked. She said,
"I only have it for all those long weekends
you are always on."
With that, he just tossed it from the window and promised to not be gone so much.
At that time, these two Texas Aggies were behind the couple. SPLAT!! It hit their windshield.
One Aggie said, "Dang, did you see that big bird that just hit the window!?!" The other Aggie Said
"Sure did, did you see the size of his pecker!!!"