Morning all, I didn't get much sleep last night as my neighbour was banging my door at 2.30 am in morning, which is insane!, but luckily for him I was up playing my bagpipes anyway so I didn't mind to much
"Much of a muchness" is a saying that is often used in certain countries, making my wonder as to who first said it, but more importantly, why anyone then thought it worthy of repeating
Repeating things over and over and expecting different results is the definition of fail humor
humor is so important in our day-to-day, and for our mental health, and so it's important we help each other and try make each other laugh, and with that in mind, thank you for explaining the word "plethora" to me yesterday, it means a lot
Lot by lot, the drug sniffing dogs went searching for the mayor's lost stash of cocaine
Cocaine don't make me lazy
Ain't nobody's business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker
You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica
Ain't nobody's business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker
You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica
Rica wax did a number on me, and I feel great, but come here, don't you just hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache in there, and then suddenly she's not your friend anymore
Anymore Thanksgiving leftovers are headed for the trash
Trash is how they found osama Bin laden so it is
Is it possible to achieve success through dedication and hard work?
Work isn't meant to be the only thing that should consume your time
Time travellers are never hungry as they can always go back four seconds
Seconds, mere seconds, is all it takes to win a top fuel drag race
Race as a topic of media focus has fallen by the wayside as they now focus on who can "identify as" a seemingly never-expanding list of things that they are not
Not everyone enjoys spicy food, but those who do appreciate the bold flavors and heat it adds to their meals
Meals on Wheels is what he is known as, a supposed 'sugar daddy' in a wheel chair
Chair by the window offered a serene perch for contemplation, allowing a view of the world outside while providing a comfortable retreat
Retreat isn't always an option.. sometimes you have to stand your ground
Ground control carefully monitored the spacecraft's descent as it approached the Martian surface
Surface of rubble and broken brick is what we played football on last night and we won 3-1 on aggregate
Aggregate data from various sources to gain comprehensive insights into market trends and consumer behavior
Behavior is crucial in a public setting, not so much when you're already in solitary confinement
Confinement during the pandemic prompted many individuals to explore new hobbies and develop creative ways to stay connected with others.
Others are not like me, I walk my own path leaving a wake of ash and sorrow
sorrow drowning in the pub is my favorite pass-time, and I've noticed over the years, IPA lot when I drink beer
Beer enthusiasts gathered at the local brewery to savor the rich aromas and flavors of the latest craft brews on tap
tap tap on the window, she turned and saw me laughing at her
Her constant reliance on AI to write sentences for her meant that her English language skills never improved
Improved gas efficiency or not, the newest Mustang doesn't look anything like the original
Original in design and concept, the groundbreaking technology seamlessly integrates sustainability with cutting-edge innovation.