Evolution denyers occasionally reach the highest levels of government, not intellectually weighed down by overwhelming evidence confirming them to be mistaken
Bounds court is where I was this morning serving a winning lawyer some whiskey, and when I asked him what he'd like it with, "just-ice" is what he replied
Weddings are getting overly dramatic these days, and at the last wedding I was at, the wedding couple hired a vegetarian DJ so he could turnip the beets