Over the years, my propensity for writing what can only be described as vacuous drivel has increased exponentially
Exponentially Weighted Moving Average chart is a weighted plot of statistics of process variable, usually the process variable x itself or the sample mean x
X marks the spot where buried treasure has sat undisturbed for centuries, waiting to be unearthed and change the lucky finder's life forever
forever living is the worst punishment God can ever decree for us. Have an endless beginning. No destinations. It's a curse instead of a blessing
Blessing the newlyweds, the priest wished them a lifetime of love and happiness.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony
Harmony and melody are two concepts music lovers enjoy
Enjoy life... that's what we're here for
For Whom The Bell Tolls is a popular song written and recorded by metal legends, Metallica
Metallica recorded a popular song called For Whom The Bell Tolls
Tolls are a modern day means of indirect taxation
Taxation is a term for when a taxing authority, usually a government, levies or imposes a financial obligation on its citizens or residents
Residents in Hawaii and other states recently impacted by extreme fire and heat will be impacted long after TV cameras have moved on to their next story of the day
day comes with new strength and new thoughts
Thoughts are like seeds that have the power to grow into the reality we create
create in me, every story I create Lord
Lord Beelzebub was angered that I was lifted to a higher demonic position, so I used a can of Raid
Raid the pantry in the middle of the night and sleep is likely to be a distant memory
memory without the emotional charge is called wisdom
Wisdom comes with age for some and misses others altogether
altogether yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
"Present arms", shouted the drill sergeant, as the new recruits were put through the paces
Paces quote Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished
Accomplished hackers provide the overwhelming majority of income that allows ruthless dictator, kim jong un (intentionally lowercase to show disrespect) to launch ICBM's whilst the majority of residents in North Korea suffer poor nutrition
Nutrition and sleep are two of the most underrated things, especially with younger kids
Kids are so funny, except that one time there was a kidnapping in school., it was ok though, he eventually woke up
Up in the sky, the colorful hot air balloons floated gracefully
Gracefully executed dance moves are the realm of ballerinas, whereas my dance moves are best described as embarrassing
embarrassing having to sing in public leading to a feeling of uncomfortable shame or self-consciousness
Self-consciousness can be a crippling impediment to success in a workplace