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enough of COVID, it's a sad way to leave this planet
Planet of the Apes best line is "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
Ape shit consistency should be at a two inch slump for maximum throwing velocity.
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Keep the change ya filthy animal
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Wut? 
Animal instincts are what keep us alive
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Sex drive is what keeps us alive LOL
Alive and well here but Weez doesnt follow the game rules as put in OP by alsh.
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O dam sorry twn I will look them over on the first page
Page 1 is the best place to start when reading a book.
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LOL yes exactly
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Book me an appointment the optometrist please
Please follow the rules or else I will be forced to slap you upside the head with a handful of wet spaghetti.
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Spaghetti noodles may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Me thinkum paleface not know power of wet noodles.
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Noodles are power to the oriental people around the world.
i hope I’m doing this right cause I don’t want to be slapped with one LOL
i hope I’m doing this right cause I don’t want to be slapped with one LOL
World record holders in many sporting endeavors, in addition to numerous accolades, are also listed in the Guinness Book of World Records where their name lives on, both after their reign as World Champion in their respective sport and their passing from this mortal coil. 
Coil is one of the many shapes a sleeping cat can assume.
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Assume is to make ass of you and me.
Me Butt crack is itchy
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Itchy palm means you will be lucky that day.
Day traders can sometimes make a lot of money all at once, but they usually lose it due to either being inexperienced or just plain greedy.
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Greedy people can’t keep their fingers out of the cookie jar and more often than not they get caught.
Caught me a passle o' fish t'other day an' fried dem babies up in a big ol' pan o' lard and man was dey good.
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Good to see you enjoyed your fish.
Fish is great but Hot Tuna is the best.
Best way to eat Tuna is mixed with cold elbow macaroni, cold peas, chopped celery, onion and garlic to taste and held together with just the right amount of cold mayo and served with an ice cold beer.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”~ Benjamin Franklin
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Happy I am to see a bloody dam beer in my hand!
Hand it over Weasie, you’ve had more than enough, 25 six packs is more than anyone should drink in one afternoon. 
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Afternoons are are made for sipping!