Right now, all he has time for is tweeting how a wall is the best thing since sliced bananas.
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Paint the town transparent because that's the color of the money gubment workers are getting these days.
Guard his ass? Hell no
that try to have sex with porn stars
Here, in this thread, we both screwed up but now we can get back on target and continue making fun of prezident chump, the baboon from Hell or maybe even the Anti-Christ.
J
Anti-Christ, anti-human, anti-everything... any ANTI- what the was and will be
Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
J
Bread that will be no good one, as the source is NO GOOD
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Tall men, like myself, have large penises.
Yardstick: an instrument for measuring things shorter than a meter in length. 
Right handed people usually enter a career in the hard sciences while left handed people are more artsy-fartsy.
Stinks and stones will break my nose.
were there many birds in the trees ?
Trees have been created for cats to climb on
J
knows one or not, that is NOT a question.
Free at last, free at last; thank dog almighty I'm free at last.
Egg - sitensially speaking, the yolk is on yew.
Knot awn your little pee-pickin' hart.
J
do I have to pay for a bad dinner?
J
ringing bells, or dinging balls???
Wall paper was once thought to be the height of fashion back in the before times, but nowadays it's just some old, torn, dirty crap you have to peel off the wall before you paint it neon green with black and international orange polka dots.
Plaid pants and a striped shirt will never go together.
together we can make a more positive world
World War Two ended in 1945
1945 was three years before I was born.
Born to be wild!
Wild women, booze and weed are the perfect ingredients for a month long weekend.
Weekends don't come along often enough!
enough of cancer, it's a sad way to leave this life