Side note: I'm going to secretly break it tomorrow so I can get a new one for Xmas; shh, don't tell She Who Must Not Be Named 
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Dry Sack is a cream sherry, not unlike, but definitely inferior to Harvey's Bristol Cream.
Cocaine, originally an ingredient in Coca-cola®, first created in 1886 by Atlanta pharmacist John Pemberton, who modeled his beverage after a then-popular French refreshment, coca wine, made by mixing coca-leaf extract with Bordeaux wine, is no longer used in the popular soft drink, sometimes called "pop" and other times "soda".
Outsiders may be so named due to the fact that they tend to be a bit anti-social and find it difficult to interact with large groups of people or even smaller groups when presented with stressful situations or subjects they are unfamiliar with, whether the situation be public or private in nature.
Forever and ever, Amen.
Hail yes!
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Well done, brothers
Brothers and Sisters, I say unto ye; any good president Chump shall do shall be interred with his treacherous bones and his evil shall live on and on.
All of that was TWO sentences. 
Twice baked potatoes with cheese, minced garlic and onion, topped with sour cream, chives and bacon bits are a meal all by they-selves. 
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IT is ruling the world.
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Us and them, And after all we're only ordinary men
Men might be ordinary, but REAL men are not; REAL men can open a mayonnaise jar with one hand; REAL men can drive through rush hour traffic without watching the road and at 90 mph; REAL men can kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind their back.
Ass kicking of anyone while shaving one's back or scrotum, even Chuck Norris's ass is NEVER difficult for a REAL man.
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Logic behind the government spending, - give me a break.
Break a leg is an old theater saying that means good luck, do a good job.
Job One is a business on a mission to provide employment services and opportunities for adults with disabilities in the Kansas City area.
Idea after idea bombarded Josè's poor, uneducated brain, confusing him almost to the point of madness until he realized he wasn't just a poor Mexican peon, but that in actuality, he was descended from an ancient line of shamen who were the result of crossbreeding between Aztecs and aliens from Alpha Centuri IV thousands of years ago and that what he was "hearing" in his brain were actually the thoughts of current day denizens of Alpha Centauri IV known to be potent telepaths.
(83 words - quite the run-on sentence)
(83 words - quite the run-on sentence)
UFO's, or Unbearable Flatulent Odors seem to follow old men around like a shadow and are capable of causing retching, vomiting, unconsciousness or even death if inhaled in large enough quantities.
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Year after year I promise not to work that much, but it is hard to do, I need a paycheck..
Paycheck, Johnny had a song about that titled “Take This Job and Shove It” ... I ain’t working here no more.
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Shit hole - sometimes it is a place where you work
Get another day older and deeper in debt.
You and ewe are words that sound alike, but are spelled differently and as such are formally known as homonyms.
Happy and Sneezy and Doc and Grumpy and Sleepy and Dopey and Bashful all decided to "Go On Down to Do Miss Walker" when they found out that Snow White wasn't really as pure as the driven snow.
Blow was a good movie starring Johnny Depp
Women confuse me almost as much as your last post
Sack is a large bag HT, how do you use the sack?
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Supermarket produce is never as fresh as produce from local farmers.
Estimate this: what is the cube root of 987654321 to the nearest one tenth.