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Tofurkies?????? We don't need no stinking Tofurkies
Tofurkies should be eaten only by the people who make tofu because they are un-American commies.
Jungle warfare is a term used to cover the special techniques needed for military units to survive and fight in jungle terrain.
DirtyW ... hmmm ... seems to me we've been there before in this thread.
Loop earrings are dangerous in that they could be grabbed and pulled out leaving the previous wearer with a bloody mess where their earlobe used to be.
Accomplishment of your primary task of draining the swamp is difficult when you are up to your armpits in alligators.
Too many politicians will spoil the soup, they tend to get rotten really fast.
Days and nights are sometimes confused by blind people who suffer from a syndrome known as non-24 sleep disorder.
Dysfunction between a man and his "bae" invariably leads to discord.
This may be the most inane thread I have ever had the pleasure of posting in.
Nature is the Mother of all that exists, both here and there, both now and then, both everywhere and nowhere.
Stop making excuses, you love it and you know it, otherwise you'd be getting older by the minute as it's hilarity that keeps us young (at heart).
It never fails, every time I start to feel warm, she turns the damn thermostat down to polar bear comfortable.
Warm is as warm does and warm doesn't exist around this place.
Radiator water can burn you if you open the cap after driving for a couple of hours.
Go west young man, go west.
East, being one of the four cardinal directions, is easy to ascertain; just watch where the sun rises and go that way until you reach your destination.
Ends seldom, if ever, justify the means; unless of course if it ends with the impeachment of president Chump.
Miscarriage could be the name of a young lady named Carriage.
Slump rhymes with dump and that's what the Congress should do in January 2019 to that incompetent POS in the White House.
Melania has a very nice rack of ... penguins.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained; you might've been censured unless you explained.
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Problem with government will never be resolved
Resolved you are I see, said Yoda.
Balls, whether they be eight or great of fire are all, by definition, round.
knows, nose and noes are (put that in your nose and pick it) homonyms.
Couple weeks from now it will be Xmas.
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Jewish calendar is very complicated
Delivers is next to de-pancreases and de gall bladders.
Exodus: The second book of the Old Testament wherein Moses led his people out of Egypt during the rule of none other than Pharaoh Tutankhamun, otherwise known as King Tut, the boy Pharoah.