Happy wives; happy lives.
Lives is some countries mean nothing.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
gained a friend rather than an enemy.
Enemy Mine was a good sci-fi movie.
Movie stars make divorce lawyer's millions of dollars
Dollars and donuts are sometimes compared when betting on sure things.
Things always turn out different than imagined.
Imagined I a Jedi Knight I did.
Moon walkers imitate Michael Jackson's signature dance moves.
Moves can sometimes be dangerous so think before you move.
Move along, these aren't the 'droids we're looking for.
J
For the love of G..., leave me alone..................
Alone time is to be treasured because it allows us the opportunity for self reflection.
J
Reflection is the change in direction
Direction is what actors get before shooting a scene.
J
Scene of the crime was contaminated
Contaminated poop is very dangerous
J
dangerous spiders can kill
Now is the time when all good men should come to the aid of their peckers.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Punch and Judy have a dog, a clown and a baby.
Alice in Chains isn't one of my favorite groups.
Forums were popular in ancient Roman times when Julius Caesar was assassinated by a group of Senators.
World hunger is a problem that will only be solved when we have replicator technology ala Star Trek.
Sentence guidelines for online piracy should be changed to zero jail time and zero fines and a letter of commendation from the Lord of the Flies.
J
Vomit comet simulation costs $4900 +tax
Bleed is what you do when your outer containment layer is pierced or otherwise broken.
Trust but verify.
J
bed, bath and beyond