Reasons rhymes with seasons.
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Seasons are natures calender
Calendar girls often pose naked. :thumbsup:
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Naked is how we enter this world
World War III may well be the end of the human race.
Effective crowd control should always include the use of water cannons.
Damage control in the political arena is nothing more than some talking head telling you something you already heard in different words.
Masses are said for various reasons, including marriage, Christmas, Easter, Sunday morning services and death as in a Requiem.
Mozart was one crazy son of a bitch.
Despair can be treated with some pretty good drugs. :smoke:
Relationships are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.
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Get in quick before they are all gone
Gone fishin' is what the sign said but I think he is really in the back yard masturbating.
Say, I'm havin' a "hard" time reading that, can you read it out loud to me?
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Me,me ,me is all i hear from the padded room
Room service in this hotel really sucks.
Drop the gun dirtbag.
Vacuum cleaners suck too.
Much ado about nothing.
Happening now: See the bearded lady and the midget playing strip poker
Baby shit stinks.
Skunk babies are called kits.
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Kits come in all sorts,some made by Airfix
Airfix probably doesn't mean fixing something in the air.
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Air travel scares me
Me, myself and I will never be alone.
Alone Again Naturally, is a song by Gilbert O'Sullivan
O'Sullivan is a good Irish name.
Name That Tune was a TV programme years ago.
Ago is a difficult word to start a sentence with.