Christmas is a combination of Christ and Mass.
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Mass hysteria has been shown to be particularly common among teenage girls
Girls and boys shouldn't be allowed to shower together.
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Together we are stronger
Stronger does not always mean better.
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Better to leave the last doughnut than explain where it went
Went well it did, said Yoda.
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Yoda also said " size matters not "
Not even Yoda could beat Superman.
Superman had two weaknesses, kryptonite and Lois Lane.
Lane Frost was a professional rodeo rider who was killed by a bull in 1989 at the age of twenty five.
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Five stones is a traditional game played by children for centuries
Centuries ago it wasn't as modern as it is now. :whistling:
Now there's a debate that could go on for a millennium. :hmmm:
Millennium after millennium, the human race just keeps truckin' along on it's way to eventual extinction.
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Extinction is pretty final
Final exams can be nerve wracking for students who don't study.
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Study women if you will but be prepared to be baffled
Baffled sound examples may include noise barriers constructed along highways to reduce sound levels at properties in the vicinity of the road.
Road works can be very annoying, especially when no one is working on them.
Them there cones and barricades come with a hefty speeding fine.
fine, if those working on them worked a bit faster. 
Faster and faster went the little ants in their little ant combat boots, not knowing or caring where they were going except that there was a promise of food at the end of the little ant war.
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War, when the planes and tanks and guns and bombs have done all they can do
Do or do not; there is no try.
Try, and your halfway to succeeding
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Succeeding is very important to some
Some where over the rainbow bluebirds fly; birds fly over the rainbow, why then, of why can't I?
Am I?
I live by the seaside.