Back when we were using an older version of the software the like button worked well but with the current version, it doesn't work at all.
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All things must come to an end,but maybe the like button should be given a second chance
Chance being somewhat random in nature, it's difficult to predict if that will happen or not.
Not that it would make any difference to those that didn't use it.
It is probably a moot point since it probably won't be fixed.
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Fixed is what grandads say when dollys leg is reattached
Reattached human extremities is now possible using micro-surgery and has been somewhat successful.
Successful surgeries are always big news, but the many unsuccessful ones never get a mention.
Mention that again and we'll take back your unmentionables. 
Unmentionables should never be mentioned. 
Mentioned or not, they are still necessary.
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Necessary is what my wife call's the amount of clothes she packs for a holiday
Holiday music can be very relaxing.
Games people play include all kinds of different extra-dimensional and outer planet dancing contests.
Unknowingly to his mother, little Donald Trump liked to wank off to blue-eyed, blond dollies.
Hole here, hole there, hole, hole everywhere.
Trump always wins when playing bridge.
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Bridge a river and create a shortcut
Shortcuts make life easier.
easier said than done, when trying to think of a sentence in this game
Game theory is way too complicated for me to understand.
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Understand a womens meaning of " ready in five minutes " and you realise you got time to mow the lawn
Lawn ornaments are a real pain in the ass.
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Ass is a type of donkey,it can also mean a part of the human anatomy
Anatomy class was always difficult for Little Johnnie who really couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.
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Ground beef makes excellent burgers,but first you have to catch your cow
Cow pies, in spite of the name, are not good to eat.
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Eat , drink and be merry
Merry Christmas is no longer a politically correct greeting when hosting holiday parties.
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Parties held in the UK are luckily still held at Christmas