Down and outers need a helping hand to get back on their feet.
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feet smell, if you don't wash them.
Them thar hillbillies ain't washed their feet in nigh on 20 years.
Years ago, they used to soak them in the stream
Stream or river, which do you prefer for swimming in?
In the case of non swimmers, stick to the bath tub.
tub ruba dub drink a pint at the pub.
pub landlords seldom get drunk.
Drunk drivers should all be locked up.
up until now, I think NavyRet and myself are the only ones playing this game.
Game or no game, that is the question.
Question is, is it still worth playing?
Playing along he said "Yeah cuz we're having fun."
Fun it is,so should we call it "Game for a Laugh".
Laugh clown, laugh for laughter brings longer life.
Life sentences for prisoners in Britain is usually twenty five years, but I didn't know that life was that short.
T
Short legs seem to take longer to reach places.
Places you would never look for a hard boiled egg might include your left nostril.
nostril hair can grow really long.
Long John Silver was a notorious pirate in the 18th century.
century is sometimes mispronounced as sentry
Sentry alarm systems are good ones to have.
Have a dog, it's much better than an alarm because they bite
Bite into a good tuna and cheese sandwich and you'll enjoy a great culinary experience.
T
Experience the thrill of the ride.
ride a motorcycle or open top car and feel the exhilaration of the open air.
Air is used in many things, like basketballs, footballs, tires, SCUBA tanks and lungs; but the best thing about air is it's FREE.
T
free software and movies from DW.....what more could you ask for. :jump2:
For the small sum of just one dollar you can buy this miracle elixir that can grow hair on a bald man, cure gout and eliminate wrinkles on any woman.
Woman at the age of 86 has taken the company to court claiming their elixir doesn't work.