Greyhounds can be seen at a race track chasing a mechanical hare.
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Hares and jackrabbits are leporids belonging to the genus Lepus.
Lepus is a constellation lying just south of the celestial equator, immediately south of Orion.
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Orions belt, has anybody seen Orions belt?
Belt has numerous meanings; something to hold up your pants or to hit someone as in "I'm going to belt you across the mouth."
mouth ulcers can be quite painful
Painful headaches can sometimes be alleviated by two aspirins.
aspirins when taking daily can cause stomach ulcers
Ulcers on the feet are dangerous for diabetics.
diabetics have to keep a careful watch on their blood sugar levels.
Levels are used when doing building construction.
construction of a house usually requires many tradesmen.
Tradesmen should always conduct themselves with the utmost professionalism.
professionalism is good, but perfectionism is better.
Better watch out, better not cry; better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is on vacation this year.
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year gonna be sorry about that last on... :lotpot:
On June 20 we celebrate the Summer Solstice which is the first day of summer.
summer seems to make women's clothes get shorter for some reason
Reason sometimes is ignored when young men see young women in provocative attire.
attire worn befitting the rules of royal ascot will only be permitted access
Access is an Office program from Micro$oft.
Micro$oft is an American software company that now likes to snoop on it users
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users are people that take advantage of the weak.
weak people struggle to lift heavy objects.
Objects of art include many paintings by Renaissance Masters such as Michelangelo and Rubens.
Rubens lived for sixty three years, which is surprising for the century he lived in.
In case of emergency, break glass.
glass bottles are recyclable
Recyclable items include paper, cardboard, soda pop cans/bottles, beer cans/bottles, most water bottles and most, if not all, plastics, but not organic waste or used food containers.
containers on cargo ships are not usually strapped down.