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King of kings is here. :nuke:
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Guy who is the emperor of future. :whistling:
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Now, Enjoy this moment. :smoke:
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Lifetime, The taste of paradise. :icecream:
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Exist wife in your life for your future self. :?
Society cares for the individual only so far as he is profitable.
Profitable investments are not so easy to source.
Source code for the Universe would be awesome to have.
Have luck, will travel.
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Travel for the sake of your health. :lotpot:
Health is something people take for granted until they don't have it any more.
Problems always rear their ugly heads at the most inopportune time.
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Time, optimized for speed. 
Speed kills.
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kills, The Perfect Experience.
Camper shells make pickup trucks a lot more fun.
City administrator Blarg Quickpiddle worried that there might not be enough public urinals on the parade floats to accommodate all the nudists planning to attend the christening of the submarine.
Submarine is a kind of long sandwich where I live.
Live sex shows are common in some areas of Europe.
Visit your sick friend, my other friend told me but I was stubborn and decided to get high with my other friend instead.
Games people play often include visually stimulating experiences, such as strip poker with 5 gorgeous women.
Sometimes, when I think nobody is looking I scratch my armpits.
Armpits are an important body part, as without them we wouldn't have arms.
Arms should not be provided to a dictator because he might use them to shoot innocent people.
Basis is a very difficult word to begin a sentence with, so I won't even try.
Off with yer head, ya miscreant.
Of Mice and Men is a book written by John Steinbeck that was also made into a movie.
Family Ties was a 70s era sitcom starring Michael J. Fox
Channel Islands National Park is a United States national park that consists of five of the eight Channel Islands off the coast of the U.S. state of California, in the Pacific Ocean.
Creatures many times live in black lagoons.