You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
                   - A. Lincoln
                   - A. Lincoln
time waits for no one
One day the world will end.
End of day is beginning of another day
Day after day, all I hear from my wife is blah, blah, blah.
BLAH Therapy’s premise is simple — it’s a chat website designed to let you you anonymously release some of your pent-up steam.
Steam powered engines date back as far as the first century AD which suggests that the conversion of steam pressure into mechanical movement was known in Roman Egypt.
Mummy and Daddy are playing adult games tonight, Junior so get the hell out of here and let us play.
Time goes by pleasantly as one watches kittens play, or in their absence, cat videos.
Sometimes, when I'm upset or down, Baby comes over and nuzzles me, raising my spirits.
Spirits are high when consumption of spirits is high.
Allot 10 minutes for my speech, I told my campaign manager.
Dogs most definitely are inferior in all respects to cats who, after all number the King of Beasts (The Lion) among their family tree.
Colorado is not famous, as far as I know, for any special cat breed, so it's just an ordinary place.
Place your hand around my thumb and pull.
Pull yourself together and stop pulling people's legs
Disgusting manners might include burping, nose picking and farting in church.
Boring into the gold mine, Jack discovered why this particular hill had been abandoned ... CRASH ... and down came 6 tons of dirt and rocks on Jack's head, rendering him somewhat less nimble and quick and thus unable to jump over the candlestick.
Jack is not so well known for jumping over candlesticks as for climbing up beanstalks.
Beanstalks might lead to someplace you wouldn't want to go if they were the product of magic beans.
Meal time at the Miller's house usually consisted of fried liver recently procured from the city morgue.
Dead people, I see.
See no evil, hear no evil, say no evil...but what about doing evil? That seems to be allowed, provided you don't see, hear or say it while doing it. So if you're quiet and look the other way, you can sitlently stab someone on the back.l
Real men eat quiche.
Of quiche and other tarts there isn't much to say, as they're not optimum food for cats, real cats eat mice.
Dragons were thought to inhabit whatever existed beyond the edge of the world by primitive seafarers.
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seafarers , the gift of nature. ( 
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Own your mistakes and you will never lack for supporters.
Supporters of a specific sport, for example football, are really supporters of a specific team participating in that sport, and as such don't so much like the sport itself, they just like their team to win.
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Win is good for you. 