2005 was the year before 2006.
2006 brings nothing particular to mind.
Mind your parents is something we try to instill in our youth at the earliest possible age.
Age doesn't affect a cat's looks as it does a human's.
Humans' predilection for vanity leads to the sale of many mirrors.
Mirrors don't confuse grown up cats, they're too intelligent for them.
Them thar elephants be bigger 'n any ol' gas balloon.
Balloon may be despised as containing nothing but air, but it gave rise to the first flying devices.
Devices of mass destruction should be banned.
Banned is a homophone of band which is a group of Native Americans or a group of musicians.
Musicians can succeed commercially without ever having been to college to study the subject.
K
Subject "A" is starting to be aware of his surroundings.
Surroundings can oftentimes tell a lost person their current location.
Location is important to a cat who will return to his familiar places when taken away.
Away we go, up where the air is clear.
Clear conscience usually means bad memory.
Memory loss is a subject we should not talk about.
About 7 billion people live on the planet.
Planet Earth's overpopulation will render its population extinct.
Extinct is a not a solution, but a problem for some forms of life.
Life occurs at many levels of development, cats being placed at the highest.
Highest mountain peak in Canada is Mount Logan, in the Yukon territory.
Territory is defined as an area of land under the jurisdiction of a ruler or state.
State is defined as the condition someone or something is in.
In case this had been a real emergency, you would have been told to bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye.
Goodbye my love, I don't give a damn
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.
Ahead of time as I arrived, the place was shut.
Shut the door and get outta town.
Town cats that aren't members of a household have a tough time.