Ogres are anagrams of gores because of their brutality.
Brutality is something the human race could do without.
Without brutality the human race could do much more.
web weavers want white windows where widows weave white webs.
Webs on windows are for spiders, only world wide webs are good enough for us surfers, and screw whatever widows/women/wives/whores/whathaveyous what web weavers would want.
Want not what you need not.
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Not now my father said , I'll take you out later.
Later, however, never came and I was left with the feeling that Father didn't really care if I crapped on the floor.
Floor polish can cause a burglar to slip, break a limb and sue you for damages.
Damages are usually awarded to the winners of legal warfare.
Warfare doesn't fare like a fair.
Fair of visage the maiden was, but her butt was covered with fuzz.
Fuzz sometime drive around with sirens and blue lights 
Lights aren't necessary for a cat to see at night.
Night training continued throughout the following week while Jasper and Clyde played at being soldiers in the war between humanity and the Kalumbrians that had started over a misunderstanding of the word "skedaddle".
"Skedaddle"'s meaning being misunderstood hardly surprises me, as I don't know what it means in the first place.
Place your lack of understanding behind you and know that it bears two meanings, the first being a verb and the second being a noun and they are as follows: depart quickly or hurriedly and, a hurried departure or flight.
Flight or fight is the question.
"Question the butler", said Lieutenant Fitzpatrick. "It's always the butler."
butler, or did you say butter?
Butter is placed on the table last because it melts so fast.
Fast like a cat, he caught the slice of bread before touching the floor, so inevitably the buttered side landed on his palm.
Palm oil is very good for popcorn but very bad for humans.
Humans were created so cats would have can openers.
Openers can be played away or at home, but home openers are much more fun for the fans.
Fans make singers creative and competitive.
Competitive yodeling is a big money sport in Switzerland.
Switzerland is not a noteworthy country, it's not associated with any special breed of cats.
Cats are the most powerful acrobats around.
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Around here, my landlord hates cats, but she owns one just to keep rats and mice away.